im sorry. is my swag distracting you
Men use love to get sex.
Women use sex to get love.
I use coupons to get pizza.
when questions contains the answers to a different problem on a test
SCARY MOVIES SET IN HOUSES ARE THE WORST
I LIVE IN A HOUSE
every class is art class if you dont care enough
*skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game
when my parents complain about me
- Gf: babe come over
- Me: I'm eating garlic bread
- Gf: I'm horny and my parents aren't home
- Me: it's the kind that's covered in cheese
I am just so amazed by this artist 😭