jesus died for you and you repay him by twerking that ass in the club??
*throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the fuck up
MY TYPE OF FUCKING PARTY
TURNT THE FUCK UP
it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and you notice your phrases slowly slipping into their vocabulary
Shine bright like a washed nintendog
there’s nothing more satisfying than being an asshole in mario kart
"hey can i get a bit of your donu-"